It Seems Like The More I Punish

Let's Face It, I Ain't Ever Gonna Be The Best Singer In The World, Or The Best Anything.

It's Nice To Be Irritated. It's A Very Joyous Thing.

If My Leg Falls Off, I'll Get A Prosthetic. There'd Be No Deep Sadness About. I'd Just Get On With It! It's Called Life, And I Love Life. You Have To Be Positive, And You Have To Crack On No Matter What.

A Record Company Used To Be A Very Good Thing, But They Ended Up Soul-destroyingly Trapping People In The Accounting Department. And You Couldn't Get Any Further, And The Heads Of Each Department Were Changing All The Time, So You Couldn't Have Any Permanent Relationship Within The Corporation.

I Have A Sensible Set Of Values That Tell Me To Never Lie.