It Takes Years As A Woman To

Sleep And I Do Not Have A Good Relationship. We Have Never Been Good Friends. I Am Constantly Chasing Sleep And Then Pushing It Away. A Good Night's Sleep Is My White Whale. Like Ahab, I Am Also A Total Drama Queen About It. I Love To Talk About How Little Sleep I Get. I Brag About It, As If It Is A True Indication Of How Hard I Work.

An Interesting Thing About The Beginning Of Our Friendship And Professional Collaboration [with Tina Fey] Was That The Improve Scenes We Would Do Together Were Basically Dramatic And Not Funny At All.

Symmetry Is Pleasing But Not As Sexy. Einstein Is Cool But Picasso Knows What I'm Talking About.

I Really Do Believe That Anything In Life - Any Obstacle Or Challenge - Can Be Made Better With Humor.

Rooting For Other People's Failure Does Get In The Way Of Your Success...when You Can Wish Good Things For People And Rejoice When They Get It, So Many Gifts And Blessings Come To You That You Can't Even Imagine.