It Upsets Women To Be, Or Not

It's Innocence When It Charms Us, Ignorance When It Doesn't.

Men Prefer Brief Praise, Pitched High; Women Are Satisfied With Praise In A Lower Key, Just So It Goes On And On.

As We Grow Older, Our Capacity For Enjoyment Shrinks, But Not Our Appetite For It.

If Your Husband Expects You To Laugh, Do So; If He Expects You To Cry, Don't; If You Don't Know What He Expects, What Are You Doing Married?

Self-confidence Grows On Trees, In Other People's Orchards.