It Was A Salad Bar Of Phobias

When You Have Your Health, You Have Everything. When You Do Not Have Your Health, Nothing Else Matters At All.

Never Work With Children, Puppies Or Bulimics.

I Love To Both Give And Receive Very Old Books.

Saying Just The Right Thing After A Considerable, Awkward Pause Is Far Less Effective Than Saying The Wrong Thing With Perfect Timing. I'm Telling You.

Fact: Upon Locking Yourself Our Of Your Apartment You Will Immediately Need To Use The Bathroom. Fact: And Then You Will Stand In Place And Watch Your Door. You Will Just Stare. As Though Rebuffed By It. As Though It Has Done This To You.