It Was Always 'cher', I Never Thought

Some Years I'm The Coolest Thing That Ever Happened, And Then The Next Year Everyone's So Over Me, And I'm Just So Past My Sell Date.

Don't Take Your Toys Inside Just Because It's Raining.

I Can't Listen To My Own Voice, I Don't Like It. You See All Your Mistakes When You Hear Your Voice. You See All Your Imperfections.

At First All I Wanted To Be Was Famous; Then I Realized That Fame Had Nothing To Do With Talent. I Felt That I Didn't Do Anything Quite Well Enough, That I Was One Of Those People Who Was Famous But Not Very Talented. So I Said, Okay, I'll Be The Dinah Shore Of The Seventies, On Tv All The Time But Nobody Quite Knows Why.

Donald Trump Can't Come Up With A Hairstyle That Looks Human, How Can He Come Up With A Plan To Defeat Isis.