It Was Just Wet, Not Stinky?

I Was Very Fascinated With Meteorology At A Young Age. I Lived On The Gulf Coast And Hurricanes Blew Through There. That Is The Class I Failed In College: Meteorology.

As A Human Being, You Know That There Are Some Days When You'd Rather Not Talk To Anybody - But I Can't Really Do That Anymore Without Appearing Rude.

I'm Not Crazy. My Mother Had Me Tested!

I Didn't Have An Imaginary Childhood Friend, But I Did One Day Imagine Somehow Tiny Green Men, And They Were Only Tiny And Green Because My Brother Had A Ton Of Toy Soldier Toys That Came On A Skateboard Plank Type Of Thing, And I Just Envisioned In This Car Driving To Church With My Mom, They Were There.

I Was Very Average In The Social Label Scale Going Through School. I Was Neither The Coolest Person In School, Nor Did I Suffer The Slings And Arrows Of Being Made Fun Of To Such A Degree That I Couldn't Get Through The Day.