It Was Like I Had A Baby

Can't Hardly Wait Was A Movie Everyone Wanted. I Wanted The Lead Girl Sooo Badly, I Think It Was Lauren Ambrose. I Wanted It So Badly, I Kept Auditioning. I Didn't Get It, But I Think Everyone That Auditioned - Because Everyone Went Out For It - Got Some Screen Time In It, Like Me.

I Have No Fears When It Comes To My Hair Or Clothes.

I Go From Being Hugely Hopeful And Entertaining To... Really Not. I'm Not Manic Depressive, But I Can Really Go To The Darker Side.

Jason Lee Made Me Laugh All The Time Because He's So Big, And I Love How Goofy Bodies Can Be.

I Have No Ego, I'll Make Fun Of Myself, And I'll Make Fun Of Being Humiliated. I Get It.