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It Was So Hot Today That Burger King Was Singing, "if You Want It Your Way, Cook It Yourself".
-Johnny Carson
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It Was So Hot Today That Burger
Johnny Carson
It Was So Hot Today That Burger King Was Singing, "if You Want It Your Way, Cook It Yourself".
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