It Was So Hot Today That Burger

If God Didn't Want Man To Hunt, He Wouldn't Have Given Us Plaid Shirts.

Happiness Is.....finding Two Olives In Your Martini When Youre Hungry.

Whatever You Do, You're Going To Be Criticized.

Did You Know Richard Nixon Is The Only President Whose Formal Portrait Was Painted By A Police Sketch Artist?

I Play My Life Straight - The Way I See It. I'm Grateful To Audiences For Watching Me And For Enjoying What I Do - But I'm Not One Of Those Who Believe That A Successful Entertainer Is Made By The Public, As Is So Often Said.