It Wasn't That No One Asked Me

You Know It's Love When You Want To Keep Holding Hands Even After You're Sweaty.

My Parents Always Told Me I Could Do Anything, But Never Told Me How Long It Would Take

Life Is Tough Enough Without Having Someone Kick You From The Inside.

Her Idea Of A Romantic Setting Is One That Has A Diamond In It. If You Feel The Need To Marry A Doctor, I Suggest A Dermatologist. Good Hours, Free Retin-a.

Most Turkeys Taste Better The Day After; My Mother's Tasted Better The Day Before.