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For Any Of You Who Don't Know, The Golden Globes Are Just Like The Oscars, But Without All That Esteem. The Golden Globes Are To The Oscars What Kim Kardashian Is To Kate Middleton. A Bit Louder, A Bit Trashier, A Bit Drunker, And More Easily Bought.

The Truth Doesn't Hurt. Whatever It Is, It Doesn't Hurt. It's Better To Know The Truth.

Real Racist Jokes Or Sexist Jokes Aren't Funny - Not Because They're Offensive, But Because They're Not True. As Soon As A Joke Is Based On An Untruth, It's Not Funny.

My Philosophy? Have A Laugh For As Long As You Can And Don't Get Run Over. Or Stabbed.

Pol Pot - He Rounded Up Anybody He Thought Was Intellectual And Had Them Executed. And How He Told Someone Was Intellectual Or Not Was Whether They Wore Glasses. If They're That Clever, Take Them Off When They See Him Coming!