It Would Have Been A Wonderful Wedding

I Am Always Behind The Shopper At The Grocery Store Who Has Stitched Her Coupons In The Lining Of Her Coat And Wants To Talk About A 'strong' Chicken She Bought Two Weeks Ago. The Register Tape Also Runs Out Just Before Her Sub-total. In The Public Restroom, I Always Stand Behind The Teen-ager Who Is Changing Into Her Band Uniform For A Parade And Doesn't Emerge Until She Has Combed The Tassels On Her Boots, Shaved Her Legs, And Recovered Her Contact Lens From The Commode.

It Is Fast Approaching The Point Where I Don't Want Tadenauer To Want The Job.

When You Look Like Your Passport Photo, It's Time To Go Home.

Not All Bears Have Their Own Television Series. Some Of Them Are Unemployed Wild Animals.

There Is A Thin Line That Separates Laughter And Pain, Comedy And Tragedy, Humor And Hurt.