It Would Hurt My Feelings If I

The Feelings That We Equate With Love-feeling Sick, Feeling Insecure, Not Eating-that's Just Lust Getting In The Way. It's Your Ego Saying, 'i Want To Get Laid' And 'i Hope She Likes Me More Than I Like Her.' Love Is Something That Should Be There In 20 Years' Time.

What Luxury Would I Take To A Desert Island? A Mirror. It's True. I'd Miss Me.

You Don't Hate The Mosquito; You Just Want It Out Of Your Face.

The Object Of This Competition Is Not To Be Mean To The Losers But To Find A Winner. The Process Makes You Mean Because You Get Frustrated. Kids Turn Up Unrehearsed, Wearing The Wrong Clothes, Singing Out Of Tune And You Can Either Say, "good Job" And Patronize Them Or Tell Them The Truth, And Sometimes The Truth Is Perceived As Mean.

My Life Honestly Isn't As Weird As People Think It Is. I Work Longer Hours, Maybe I Have A Bit More Money, But Fundamentally, I'm Not Really That Different.