It Would Hurt My Feelings If I

Being Different Is Good; Embrace It.

If Your Lifeguard Duties Were As Good As Your Singing, A Lot Of People Would Be Drowning.

If I Go Into A Relationship With An Artist, Which At Most Is Going To Last Five Years, We Have A 100-page Contract Covering Every Eventuality. Whereas With Marriage You Go Into It With No Contract, With Laws That Date Back Hundreds Of Years, And I Don't Think That's Right.

So I Would Only Feel Guilt If I Misled Somebody Who Was Terrible.

My Life Honestly Isn't As Weird As People Think It Is. I Work Longer Hours, Maybe I Have A Bit More Money, But Fundamentally, I'm Not Really That Different.