Its Not That I'm In Love With

I Did Theater For A Few Years While I Was In New York, But It Was Tough Having To Perform Scripts Worse Than What I Knew I Could Write.

I Don't Ask Questions. I Just Figure The Extra Warm Days Are God's Way Of Rewarding Me For Garden State

A Child's Death Is Really Of Less Value Than An Adult's. I Mean, What Could You Really Accomplish In A Year? Not Much, And That's Not Even Talking About, You Know, Pay-wise.

Oh Sure, I Have A Few Black People In My Family Tree. They're Probably Still Hanging There.

My Co-stars Aren't Bad Actors, But They're No Zach Braff.