Its Okay I'm Wearing Really Big Knickers.

Some Things In Life Are Not Pleasant But They Have To Be Done. For Instance, German And Maths.

I Said, "do You Think She Thinks It's Me?" Jas Said, "well, It's Pretty Conclusive, Isn't It? She Said 'the Most Sniveling Idiot I Have Ever Come Across.'" I Said, "i Didn't Know That You Have Been Seeing Masimo. Tom The Slug King Is Going To Be Very Upset.

Non...i Am Dancing In My Nuddy-pants!!!' And We Both Laughed Like Loons On Loon Tablets. I Danced For Ages Round The House In My Nuddy-pants. Also, I Did This Brilliant Thing-i Danced In The Front Window Just For A Second Whilst Mr. Across The Road Was Drawing His Curtains. He Will Never Be Sure If He Saw A Mirage Or Not. That Is The Kind Of Person I Am. Not Really The Kind Of Person Who Goes And Raises Elks In Whakatane.

Love Is A Many Trousered Thing.

Hello, My Sister, Libby, Also Your Daughter, Is Snogging A Potato In My Bed. What Are You Going To Do About It?' Dad Started Yelling Uncontrollably. I Wonder If He Is Having The Male Menopause? If He Starts Growing Breasts, I Will Definitely Be Running Away With The Circus.