Jacob: I've Never Seen So Much Manure.

Do You Have Any Idea How Much An Elephant Drinks?

When Will People Learn That Just Because You Can Make Something Doesn’t Mean You Should?

The Only Thing That Makes Me Crazier Than Writing Is Not Writing.

When Two People Are Meant To Be Together, They Will Be Together. It's Fate.

I Used To Think I Preferred Getting Old To The Alternative, But Now I'm Not Sure. Sometimes The Momotony Of Bingo And Sing-alongs And Ancient Dusty People Parked In The Hallway In Wheelchairs Makes Me Long For Death. Particularly When I Rememver That I'm One Of The Ancient Dusty People, Filed Away Like Some Worthless Tchotchke.