Jail Was Probably The Most Exciting Thing

When Mexicans Sneak Across The Border, They're More Apt To Carry A Bag Of Pot Then They Are A Fistful Of Money. Because The Pot Can Be Exchanged For Money, Anywhere In America. Anywhere In The World!

Activism, To Me, I Don't Know If It Really Works. It May Work For Somebody Else, But It Does Not Work For Me.

When You Hit A Groove, It's Not You; It's The Spirit World. The Spirits Whisper The Ideas In Your Brain And Prod You Along. They're The Ones That Are Really Happy.

I Love To Meet My Fans, And After Every Show I Usually Hang Out For A Few Hours, Talking To My Fans, Signing Autographs, And Selling T-shirts.

People Try To Put Ownership On Things: 'that's Mine, That's My Joke.' No Such Thing. Like If You Tripped Or Stumbled And People Go, 'oh, That's Charlie Chaplin.' You Know What I Mean? You Can't Own A Joke. You Can Be The Guy That Tells It The Best, But You Can't Own A Joke. Nowhere Can You Own A Laugh.