Japan Is, You Often Feel, An Improved

Television Is Of Great Educational Value. It Teaches You While Still Young How To (a) Kill, (b) Rob, (c) Embezzle, (d) Shoot, (e) Poison, And, Generally Speaking, (f) How To Grow Up Into A Wild West Outlaw Or Gangster By The Time You Leave School.

Japan Is, You Often Feel, An Improved Version Of The United States.

There Are Many Non-intellectual Countries; Australia Is One Of The Few Anti-intellectual Ones.

When People Say England, They Sometimes Mean Great Britain, Sometimes The United Kingdom, Sometimes The British Isles, - But Never England.

Israelis Keep Teaching You Your Own Business. God Knows Everything But The Israelis Know Everything Better.