Jas, Whatever Tom Has Under His Trousers

I Am Exhausted By Trying To Get Along With The Lord.

Watching Tv Mum Said," Do You Miss Your Dad?" And I Said," Who?

I Couldn't Believe It. It Was Unbelievable, That's Why. My Face Was Like A Frozen Fish Finger. All Rigid And Pale. (but Obviously Not With Breadcrumbs On It.)

My Cousin Georgia Says That Boys Are Like Gazelles. She Says The Get Alarmed When They Get Close To Girls. And They Have To Leap Off Into The Woods Like Gazelles In Trousers. Or Have I Just Made That Up?

What In The Name Of Hitler's Panties And Matching Bra Set Was She Talking About?