Jealousy Is A Dog's Bark Which Attracts

Experiences Are Savings Which A Miser Puts Aside. Wisdom Is An Inheritance Which A Wastrel Cannot Exhaust.

There Are Women Who Are Not Beautiful But Only Look That Way.

I Have Decided Many A Stylistic Problem First By My Head, Then By Heads Or Tails.

A Pun, Though Despicable In Itself, Can Be The Noblest Vehicle Of An Artistic Intention By Serving As The Abbreviation Of A Wittyview. It Can Be A Social Criticism In The Form Of An Epigram.

Keep Your Passions In Check, But Beware Of Giving Your Reason Free Rein.