"jerks," I Muttered. Then I Brightened. "oh,

ʺthings Are Going To Get Worse Before They Get Better, Arenʹt They?ʺ

Do You Want Me To Call You Celery Stick Instead Of Cupcake Or Honey-pie? It Just Doesn’t Inspire The Same Warm And Fuzzy Feelings.

Did You Just Use Juxtaposition In A Sentence?" "yes, Sage" He Said Patiently. "we Use It All The Time With Art, ... That, And I Know How To Use A Dictionary

When Love And Jealousy Collide On The Slopes, Winter Break Turns Deadly

You've Asked Me Out Tons Of Times." "not Really. I've Made Inappropriate Suggestions And Frequently Pushed For Nudity. But I've Never Asked You Out On A Real Date.