Jerry [garcia] Got High And Jerry's Dead.

Animals Have Rights, To Be Smothered With Garlic And Butter!

If We Want Our Bodies To Be Healthier, We Need To Get Off The Salmonella, E-coli, Mad Cow, Assembly-line Toxic Hell Train! God I Love That Statement. What Did I Just Say?

Ozzy, God Bless Him, Is Super Talented. He Is A Great Man. He Is A Man Of Heart And Soul And Goodwill. He Is A Very Funny Man But He Is A Perfect Poster Child Of Why I Have Never Touched Drugs, Alcohol, Tobacco Or Fast Food.

I Know We Just Met Today, But I Gotta See You Tomorrow. I Know This Is Our First Date, I Don't Expect You To Swallow.

I'm Healthy, Have A Loving And Adorable Family, Great Hunting Dogs, A Gravity Defying Musical Career And Most Importantly, Fuzzy-headed Idiots Hate Me.