Jerry [garcia] Got High And Jerry's Dead.

I Am Always Writing Music. I Have Got Unlimited Ideas Because I Have Been Clean And Sober For My Entire Life.

I Have Undeniable Evidence That Many Have Awakened As A Result Of My Raising Hell. Raising Hell Is So American Rock-and-roll. And Of Course Even Soulless Wimps Love Killer Music And My Incredible Guitar Tone.

If The Coyote's In Your Living Room Pissing On Your Couch, It's Not The Coyote's Fault. It's Your Fault For Not Shooting Him.

The Freedom-hating Gun-grabbers Do Not Care About Reducing Crime Or Saving Lives, Or They Wouldn't Be Fighting For More Gun-free Zones Where The Most Innocent Lives Are Always Slaughtered. Those Squawking The Loudest For Banning Guns From We The People Will Not Get Rid Of Their We-the-people Tax-dollar-paid Armed Security Guards.

I Can Hear Her Thunder, She's Coming After Me, Thunder Thighs.