Jesus Christ Can't Hit A Golf Ball

I Play Golf With Friends Sometimes, But There Are Never Friendly Games.

Good Golf Begins With A Good Grip.

When You See An Opportunity, You Practice And Work, At Least From Sunup To Sundown.

I See No Reason That A Golf Course Cannot Be Played In 18 Birdies. Just Because No One Has Ever Done That Doesn't Mean It Can't Be Done.

Placing The Ball In The Right Position For The Next Shot Is Eighty Percent Of Winning Golf.