Jesus Forgives Sinners, Not Criminals.

I Used To Play A Narcissistic-conservative Pundit. Now, I'm Just A Narcissist.

Usually When Donald Trump Wants To Keep Someone Out Of Military Service, He Just Fakes A Doctor's Note Saying He Has A Foot Injury. It Worked Fine For Him During Vietnam.

The Way To A Man's Heart Is Through His Stomach...just Make Sure You Thrust Upward Through His Ribcage.

Washington Is Dangerously Positioned Between Two Canadas, Canada Canada And California's Canada, Oregon.

There's A Buzz To Failing And Not Dying.