Joan Rivers, Who Said To Marcel Marceau,

Dinah Shore? Wonderful Woman. Dinah Formed A Foundation To Locate Missing Senior Citizens By Putting Their Pictures On Prune Juice Bottles.

Joe Torre, Who Switched To First Base Because He Didn't Want To Go Through Life As Chicken Catcher Torre. Never Got A Dinner!

Dracula, Who Said While They Drove A Wooden Stake Into His Heart, Boy, I Sure Hope This Is Heartburn. Never Got A Dinner!

The Invisible Man, Who Said To His Wife, I Don't Care If It Looks Silly, Don't Stop! Never Got A Dinner!

Noah's Wife, Who Said To Noah, Don't Let The Elephants Watch The Rabbits. Never Got A Dinner!