John Mccain Has Already Tapped Me.

Shoot, I Must Have Lived Such A Doggoned Sheltered Life As A Normal, Independent American Up There In The Last Frontier, Schooled With Only Public Education And A Lowly State University Degree, Because Obviously I Haven't Learned Enough To Dismiss Common Sense.

Sweat Is My Sanity. During The Campaign, The Days Never Went As Well If I Couldn't Get Out There And Sweat.

It's Very Noble Of President Obama To Want To Stay At The Helm And Maybe Go Down With This Sinking Ship.

Tax Dollars Go To Projects That Have Little Or Nothing To Do With The Public Good Things Like Fruit Fly Research In Paris, France. I Kid You Not.

I Can Tweet Before Going To Bed At Midnight Or 1 And Know That They're Up And At 'em, And They're Going To Have To Respond.