Johnny Vassilaros Is The Man Who Has

I'm Amazed That Anyone Is Interested In What I Have To Say.

When I'm Funny Is When I'm Angriest.

There Are Two Things I Know About Life... Only The Good Die Young But The Real Jerks Will Live Forever.

There Is Absolutely Nothing You Can Learn Out Of One Bllodeshot Eye.

I Think Comics In New York Are Interested In Being Comics. And There're Comics In L.a. Who Are Touring Comics, Who Are Certainly More Interested In Stand-up, But A Lot Of L.a. Stand-ups Are Really Looking To Do Something Else.