Joy Goes As Deep As Sorrow, But

Acknowledge Your Limitations Or They Will Tyrannize Over You.

I Have A Special Grudge Against Those Who Have The Same Faults As I Do.

When Disaster Waves, I Try Not To Wave Back.

Vulgarity Is Innocent; Urbanity Is Not.

The Plastic Surgeon's Knife Slashes At Time, Which May Seem To Retreat, But Then Keeps On Coming.