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I Am Bravery. I Am Courage. I Am Valor. I Am Daring. I Am Holding A Thesaurus.

I Have An Erratic Drummer For Anybody Who's Just Listening To This, He Can Keep Time, But Just In Spurts.

I Like Digital Cameras, Because They Enable You To Reminisce Immediately.

Sometimes It Looks Like I'm Dancing, But It's Just That I Walked Into A Spider Web.

When Watering Your Plants, Try To Talk To Them - Say Something Like, Hold It Right There And Then Shoot Them With Water Gun.