Junk Runs In The Family. My Granddad

You Make Me Wish That Birth Control Was Retroactive.

I Feel Sorry For People Who Don't Drink Or Do Drugs. Because Someday They're Going To Be In A Hospital Bed, Dying, And They Won't Know Why.

What's An Archive, Son? Is That Anything Like A Closet?

Music Played A Large Role In The Survival Of The Black People In America — That And A Sense Of Humor That Just Couldn't Be Enslaved.

Health Nuts Are Going To Feel Stupid Someday, Lying In Hospitals Dying Of Nothing.