Just As Soon As The Uplifters Get

A Certain Alloy Of Expediency Improves The Gold Of Morality And Makes It Wear All The Longer.

In Order To Influence A Child, One Must Be Careful Not To Be That Child's Parent Or Grandparent.

Insects Have Their Own Point Of View About Civilization A Man Thinks He Amounts To A Great Deal But To A Flea Or A Mosquito A Human Being Is Merely Something Good To Eat.

Just As Soon As The Uplifters Get A Country Reformed It Slips Into A Nose Dive.

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