Just Because I'm Sassy And Have A

I Want A Pig. I Want A Pig On A Leash. A Baby Pig On A Leash.

You're An Animal, You Live, Maybe This One Time Is Your Lifetime - Go There. Who Cares What Somebody Else Thinks?

My Band And I, We Cover Our Bodies In Hairspray And Glitter. We Use The Hairspray To Make Sure The Glitter Sticks.

Somebody Sent Me Their Tooth, Which I Now Wear As An Earring. It's A Molar, I Think. I Love It When People Send Me Body Parts.

I Want People To Think That I'm A Magical, Weird-looking Freak Of Nature, But They Really See Me As A Sexy Amazon Jungle Cat. That Makes Sense - I'm A Little Bit Of Both, But I Definitely Lean Toward The Narwhal Side Of The Equation.