Just Because You Don't Know How To

Just Because You Don't Know How To Do Stand-up Doesn't Mean You Don't Know How To Put On A Show.

The Greatest Gift In Life Is The Ability To Think Great Thoughts And Have The Strength To Take Action So That Those Thoughts Become Reality In This Wonderful And Abundant World.

Funny Songs, That’s My Ticket. I Can’t Remember When It Started Or Why It Started, It’s Just Something That I Needed.

I Don't Think Of Myself As A Great Improver. A Lot Of Times There's Long Periods Of Silence When Everyone In The Recording Studio Is Looking At Their Watch And Waiting For Me To Say Something. And I'm Searching Desperately In My Brain For Anything Before Something Dribbles Out.

Before We Snap To Judge Someone Who's Done A Horrible Crime, Is It Possible That All Of Us In The Worst Possible Circumstances Could Be Capable Of Something Like That? So It's About Not Judging People Before Really Considering What The Circumstance Was And That Not All Murderers Are Created Equal. We Have A Tendency In Our Society To Just Say Murder? Cut And Dried. Go Away Forever. Or Maybe You Should Have The Electric Chair Yourself.