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How Can Anybody Hate Nurses? Nobody Hates Nurses. The Only Time You Hate A Nurse Is When They're Giving You An Enema.

My Notion Of A Wife At 40 Is That A Man Should Be Able To Change Her, Like A Bank Note, For Two 20s.

Those People Upstairs Think That Karl Marx Was Somebody Who Wrote A Good Anti-trust Law.

You've Achieved Success In Your Field When You Don't Know Whether What You're Doing Is Work Or Play.

I Don't Think You Should Talk While The Movie Was Going On And Say, 'oh, Look At That - Look How Smart I Was' Or 'what A Brilliant Shot That Is!' I Don't Believe In That.