Just Because You Need A Quart Of

You've Achieved Success In Your Field When You Don't Know Whether What You're Doing Is Work Or Play.

How Can Anybody Hate Nurses? Nobody Hates Nurses. The Only Time You Hate A Nurse Is When They're Giving You An Enema.

Women Are A Problem, But If You Haven't Already Guessed, They Are The Kind Of Problem I Enjoy Wrestling With.

Marriage Requires A Special Talent, Like Acting. Monogamy Requires Genius.

I Don't Want To Run For Governor, But I Don't Think Anyone Should Put Public Service Out Of The Question Because That's Not What A Good Citizen Does.