Just Because You're Paranoid Doesn't Mean They

My Parents Were Very Old World. They Come From Brooklyn, Which Is The Heart Of The Old World. Their Values In Life Are God And Carpeting.

I'm At The Stage Of Life When If A Girl Says No To Me I'm Profoundly Grateful To Her.

I Was Nauseous And Tingly All Over. I Was Either In Love Or I Had Smallpox.

Those Who Can't Do, Teach. And Those Who Can't Teach, Teach Gym.

I Don't Think My Parents Liked Me. They Put A Live Teddy Bear In My Crib.