Just Because You're Wearing A Goofy Hat

Women Didn't Want To Be On The Stage With Other Women Because They Didn't Want Their Bodies To Be Compared. They Didn't Want Another Female Act Opening For Them Because Of This Weird Competitive And Tokenistic Attitude.

Jason Mraz, And The New James Blunt Song Is The Worst Thing That Has Ever Been Created On The Face Of The Earth.

It Takes Your Mind Off Things When There's A Cat In Your Lip And He's Purring While You're Petting Him.

I Search The Phrase "kellyanne Conway Fails," And I'm Just Watching That Scottie [nell Hughes] Woman Smirk All The Time.

I'm Sure If You See Things You Wrote When You Were 19, You Cringe. I Saw Stuff Like Angry Poetry That I Wrote When I Was Mad At My Father, Or Photos I Took Where I Smeared Period Blood On Myself. It's Embarrassing.