Just Relax And Breathe Through Your Ass.

It's A Big Thing Now: A Lot Of People Want To Be Assistants To Celebrities. If You're Pursuing That, You're An Idiot. You're A Moron. The Shortest Distance Between Two Points Is Not A Celebrity, Or Being Next To A Celebrity.

You Know. I Don't Think I'm Gonna Be Jewish For Very Long.

Republicans Have Nothing But Bad Ideas And Democrats Have No Ideas.

The Thing Is, Whenever I See Hillary Clinton, I Feel Like I Have To Vote For Her. She Makes Me Feel Guilty Because I Feel Like I Should Vote For Her So That She'll Feel Better About Herself Because She'd Been In Such A Bad Marriage.

Everybody's Family Has Different Values.