Justice Should Be Cheap But Judges Expensive.

The Essence Of Humour Is Surprise; That Is Why You Laugh When You See A Joke In Punch.

If Nobody Said Anything Unless He Knew What He Was Talking About, A Ghastly Hush Would Descend Upon The Earth.

This High Official, All Allow, Is Grossly Overpaid; There Wasn't Any Board, And Now There Isn't Any Trade.

A Man Who Has Made Up His Mind On A Given Subject Twenty-five Years Ago And Continues To Hold His Political Opinions After He Has Been Proved To Be Wrong Is A Man Of Principle; While He Who From Time To Time Adapts His Opinions To The Changing Circumstances Of Life Is An Opportunist.

A High-brow Is Someone Who Looks At A Sausage And Thinks Of Picasso.