Katie Dippold, Who I Wrote The Script

'constitutional' Is Just A Real Pip Of A Word. Positively Rolls Off The Tongue. In Fact, It's Downright Fun To Say. 'con-stit-too-shun-al.' It's The Verbal Equivalent Of Skipping Down The Street With An Ice Cream Cone In Your Hand. It's Like A Semantic Bag Of Lays Potato Chips. You Simply Can't Just Say It Once.

The Greatest Way For People To Experience A Comedy Is To Go In Not Knowing Anything About It. But Because Of Marketing, It's Impossible. Marketing Meaning That In Order To Get People To Come You Can't Just Go, 'hey, There's A Great Movie - We're Not Going To Show You Anything From It But Trust Us!

The British Model, Which I've Always Thought Was Great, Is That You Do A Tv Show And Then They Sell It. Then You Can Buy It At The Video Stores Forever, So It Never Went Away. But American Tv Used To Be If You Had A Show And It Got Cancelled, Then It Never Existed. It Was Just This Thing You Heard About And You Couldn't See It Again. There Is Something So Great About Shows Getting Released And People Getting To Watch Them Over And Over Again. It Definitely Takes The Sting Out Of It.

Throughout My Teens, I Just Wanted To Go Somewhere I Could Wear A Donald Duck Pin And No One Would Care.

Scripts Are A House Of Cards And You Can't Just Reach In The Middle And Pull Out The Middle Card Because The House Of Cards Will Fall Down. But At A Certain Point You Almost Have To Allow That House Of Cards To Get Knocked Down A Few Times Because You Need To Make It Sturdier. How Many Times Do You Hear, "no, That Doesn't Make Sense," Or "why Would This Happen?" That Was A Mistake. You Shouldn't Have Those Moments, Because The Moment You're Knocked Out Of The Story, Then You're Dead. And All You Can Go Is Moment To Moment,or Joke To Joke. And That's Gonna Wear People Out.