Keep Your Mind Out Of The Pigsty,

In A Cruel Land, You Either Learned To Laugh At Cruelty Or Spent Your Life Weeping.

A Man Falling Off A Cliff To Certain Death Will Stretch Out A Hand Even To His Worst Enemy.

I Grew Up Around Strong Women; Weak Men Were Pickled And Salted. The Women Wouldn't Waste Time Raising A Weak Boy.

Remember That Any Meal Can Be Your Last. You Chose To Travel With Us, So Tonight You Will Eat Fish. Tomorrow, You May Die.

One Pretty Woman Means Fun At The Dance. Two Pretty Women Means Trouble In The House. Three Pretty Women Means Run At The Hills.