Kids, Man, They're Way Too Honest. They're

Make Sure You're Doing Impressions Of People That Are Still Relevant, And That Everyone Knows. Red Skelton Impressions Are A Little Outdated.

Drama Is Not My Passion. If I Do It, It's For A Check. It's Not What I Want To Do. Comedy's My Thing. Stand Up's My Thing. Everything That Comes From That Is Frosting On The Cake.

Now I Understand Why People Do Drugs, Why People Drink, And Why People Go Crazy. As The Success Level Goes Up And Up And Up, The Further Detached I Get From Everybody Else. Luckily, With My Girlfriend, Everything Is Gravy Because I Brought Her Into It. I Brought Her In And She's Very Hands On With My Career.

I'll Walk Up To A Woman, I'll Say The First Thing That Comes To Mind: 'hey, You Hungry?'

I'm A Big Boy, But I Can Get Jiggy With It. Ladies, I Will Go To Dance Clubs, And I Will Tear It Up Hardcore For A Good 30 Seconds.