Kids; 10 Seconds Of Joy, 30 Years

Any Time Your Head Explodes, That's Not A Good Situation.

I Didn't Quit Football Because I Failed A Drug Test, I Failed A Test Because I Was Ready To Quite Football.

Dating Is So Insecure. My Last Relationship, I Was Always There For Her And She Dumped Me. I Told Her About It. I Said, "remember When Your Grandma Died? I Was There. Remember When You Flunked Out Of School? I Was There. Remember When You Lost Your Job? I Was There!" She Said, "i Know

Hey, Warren, The Raiders Signed You To A Seven-year Deal. I Guess Bill Callahan Was Right - They Are The Dumbest Team In America.

To The Extent That Movies Get Released, They Are Generally Not Big Box-office Generators. Hollywood Is Clearly Focusing On Their Holiday Releases Coming Up And Those Will Either Make Or Break The Year.