Kindness Is One Of The Best Gifts

When I First Went Onstage I Even Had A Suit Jacket On With The Sleeves Rolled Up Because That's What I Saw On Tv Or At The Improv That Everybody Did.

There's A Confidence And A Mental Toughness That Comes From The Very Highest Level Of Competition, Whatever The Sport Is. Whether It's Boxing Or Wrestling, Or Whatever.

If The World Was An Etch-a-sketch, Glaciers Are The Big Shake.

It Never Hurt Lenny Bruce's Career To Get Arrested For Swearing. It Did Back In The Time, But He Broke Those Doors Down By Doing The Stuff That He Believed In.

If I Could, I Would Live In Houston, And I Would Encourage Any Comic Starting Out Looking For A Good Place To Develop To Move There.