Kindness N: A Brief Preface To Ten

Mine, Adj. Belonging To Me If I Can Hold Or Seize It.

Cribbage, N. A Substitute For Conversation Among Those To Whom Nature Has Denied Ideas.

Picture, N. A Representation In Two Dimensions Of Something Wearisome In Three.

Occident: The Part Of The World Lying West (or East) Of The Orient. It Is Largely Inhabited By Christians, A Powerful Subtribe Of The Hypocrites, Whose Principal Industries Are Murder And Cheating, Which They Are Pleased To Call War And Commerce. These, Also, Are The Principal Industries Of The Orient.

Divorce: A Resumption Of Diplomatic Relations And Rectification Of Boundaries.