Kiss Me, Jacob. Kiss Me, And Then

Don't Let Anyone Tell You That High School Is Supposed To Be Fun. High School Is To Be Endured. College Is Fun.

Storytelling Was The Most Honored Of All Talents, For It Benefited Everyone.

I, The Soul Named Wanderer, Love You, Human Ian And That Will Never Change No Matter What I Might Become. If I Were A Dolphin Or A Bear Or A Flower, It Wouldn't Matter. I Would Always Love You, Always Remember You. You Will Be My Only Partner." - Wanda, The Host

Who Are You And What Have You Done With My Brother?

You Don’t Have Anything Like This. For Crying Out Loud, You Only Own One Skirt!