Kiss. N. A Word Invented By The

Friendship: A Ship Big Enough For Two In Fair Weather, But Only One In Foul.

Man, N. An Animal So Lost In Rapturous Contemplation Of What He Thinks He Is As To Overlook What He Indubitably Ought To Be. His Chief Occupation Is Extermination Of Other Animals And His Own Species, Which, However, Multiplies With Such Insistent Rapidity As To Infest The Whole Habitable Earth And Canada.

Liar, N. One Who Tells An Unpleasant Truth.

Adder, N. A Species Of Snake. So Called From Its Habit Of Adding Funeral Outlays To The Other Expenses Of Living.

Famous, Adj.: Conspicuously Miserable.