Knocking The Shrieking Goblins Aside Like Skittles

We Tried To Shut Him In A Pyramid, But Mum Spotted Us.

But Snape Always Seemed To Hate Me So Much.

If I Wasn't A Writer, I Would Be Depressed.

He Gave Everything To Everybody. Except To Me.

I Don't Take Any Responsibility For The Lunatic Fringes Of My Own Religion.