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Golf Is The One Game I Know Which Becomes More And More Difficult The Longer One Plays It.

If I Needed Advice From My Caddie, He'd Be Hitting The Shots And I'd Be Carrying The Bag.

I Will Tell You Privately It's Not Going To Get Better, It's Going To Get Worse All The Time, But Don't Fret. Remember, We Play The Ball Where It Lies, And Now Let's Not Talk About This, Ever Again.

You Might As Well Praise A Man For Not Robbing A Bank As To Praise Him For Playing By The Rules.

Golf Is Assuredly A Mystifying Game. It Would Seem That If A Person Has Hit A Golf Ball Correctly A Thousand Times, He Should Be Able To Duplicate The Performance At Will. But Such Is Certainly Not The Case.