Lady Gaga's Fans Are The Worst.

To Wake Up In England And Have The Newspaper On Your Front Door With A Headline That Says, 'ozzie's Beach Whale Of A Daughter,' Doesn't Really Do Much For Your Self-esteem At All.

I've Completely Changed The Way I Eat Since Doing 'dancing With The Stars.

Like All These Women In Hollywood, People Don't Realize That They Work Out Like Six Hours A Day With A Personal Trainer And Have A Chef. They Can Pay For All Of That Stuff, And That's Why They Look Like That.

I Still Find It Tough To Be Around Girls Because I Always Say The Wrong Thing. If A Friend Asks Me If I Look Fat In Something, I'll Be Honest And Say 'yeah' When She Does.

I Was Dating This Guy And We Would Spend All Day Text Messaging Each Other. And He Thought That He Could Tell That He Liked Me More Because He Actually Spelt The Word 'you' And I Just Put The Letter 'u'.