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The Closest Thing To Roseanne Barr's Singing The National Anthem Was My Cat Being Neutered.

Talking About Sexual Morality, I Wouldn't Agree That It's Declining, But It's Certainly Changing. Young And Old, We Are Very Much In The Process Of Taking A Fresh Look At The Whole Issue Of Morality. The Only Decline That's Taking Place - And It's About Time - Is In The Old Puritanical Concept That Sex Is Equated With Sin.

They Say Atomic Rad-i-ation Can Hurt Your Reproductive Organs. My Answer Is, So Can A Hockey Stick. But We Don't Stop Building Them.

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