Last Year My Wife Got A Rolls-royce.

My Wife Kimora Once Told Me While We Were Watching "the Texas Chainsaw Massacre" That It's A Vegetarian Movie Because The Way That The Woman Was Screaming, "aaaahhh," And Trying To Run Away Is How Every Animal You Eat Reacted At The Slaughterhouse.

There's One Overriding Issue, Namely, That We Live In A Police State So Long As The Police Get To Police Themselves. And That Is Why Cops Go Unindicted.

I've Been Thinking A Lot About Gay Marriage. I'm A Big Supporter.

...if We Are Open And We Prepare For Promoting Dialogue And Love, And A Better Understanding Of Each Other, And Tolerance And So Forth, That's What The World Will Become, A More Tolerant, Loving Place.

Nothing Increases Happiness Like Quiet Time. The Truth Is, The Only Moments That Make You Laugh Or Happy Are Seconds Of Stillness.